I just saw one of those fairly misogynistic Axe body-spray commercial and it made me wonder: what would happen if a homosexual wore some? I mean, if we are obeying the physics of the world in which these commercials are set. Would I get accosted by hags? (yes, I know the term is derogatory, but I’ve yet to find a better descriptor for these kinds of “allies.”)
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
but the salad…where’s the salad?!
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I suddenly crave salad.
